How to Allow “True Fans” to Buy Tickets First

In the olden days, if you wanted a ticket to a hot concert, the best way to secure one was to camp out overnight, usually outside a record store*, so as to be in line when the tickets went on sale. Sure, you got a pretty lousy ticket, but at least you got one. I never had to do this myself, but I certainly Tom Sawyer-ed a couple of my friends in high school into doing it for me.

Sonic Boom in Seattle, WA. Photo Credit: Seattle Weekly staff photographer Morgen Schuler

Sonic Boom in Seattle, WA. Photo Credit: Seattle Weekly staff photographer Morgen Schuler

Today, of course, this doesn’t happen, and you can always buy a ticket for any concert. It just might cost you more than you make in a week. It might cost you more than you can afford, however much you may love the band.

Some people see this as a real loss. “True” fans used to get rewarded for their willingness to suffer to get tickets, but now all you need is money. This gives the edge to the casual fan who works at an investment bank and fills his dog’s water bowl with Perrier.

But, at last, technology has provided a potential solution! Just use a machine like the one in this video. In the video, people are at an art “auction,” but the stakes aren’t money. Instead, people who love the art most get to take it home.

So, for my friends at Ticketmaster, Tickets.com and other places where they manage on-sales, I have an idea for you: Make potential ticket buyers watch a video or recording of a band a few days ahead of time, while having their vitals monitored by some equipment. Depending on how passionately the person “feels” about the band, assign them a place in the queue to buy. Meanwhile, gather important information you can use later for marketing.

Sure, there will be some kinks to work out, but on the plus side, you can drop captchas and all the other annoying stuff you have to do right now to keep brokers and their armies of drones from buying all your tickets.

Just cut me in when you figure it out.

I’m only half-kidding.
* ”Record store” is an archaic concept meaning “a physical building housing  and selling vinyl discs, which had been encoded with audio recordings.”

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2 Comments

  • B.Newman says:

    Nice half-kidding concept! Reminds me of what I wanted to happen, back in my heavy (pre work/family) concertgoing days: for certain shows, make concertgoers take a quiz about that band to either allow for an exclusive uberfan concert or just assist with getting the best seats for the butts of the real fans.

    • Autumn Jojola says:

      I like the idea! There has been shows I would give my eye teeth to even set foot in the venue. I would have even cared if I sat in the very last row of the place, seriously I sat outside an amphitheater just so I could hear Barry Manilow live! I’m sure I looked like a weirdo to all the attendees that were at least 40 yrs older than me, but I heard him…and that’s what mattered to me. I would call this amazing machine The Fanatic Proofometer!


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